*Mr Smee looks out the peep hole of his cabin door, hen turns around to see Molly Sawbone in his quarters pointing a pistol at him...Molly Sawbone pulls the trigger, but it just fizzled and went out. Her powder was wet. Mr Smee walks toward her with his cutlass drawn...* Aha! What th' blazes do ye think ye're doin' in me cabin Sawbone? Ye didn't make sure yer gunpowder was dry lass. 'twill be yer undoin'! Now I'll be plantn' me cutlass in yer belly! *Smee plants his cutlass in Molly Sawbone's belly* (Smee hears a loud 'TINK'!) Dammit wummin, yer wearing armor under yer shirt! Wait, no Sawbone, I didnt see you had anudder pistol wit ya! *Smee drops his sword and it makes a loud CLANK on the wooden floor* I got me hands up wummin, don't shoot!
..::"You can close your eyes to the things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your heart to the things you don’t want to feel." -Johnny Depp::..
Yer comin' wit me Smee! Tis a matter for the cap'n to decide. (Molly ties Smee's hands behind his back and drags him by the ear lobe toward the deck) Cap'n, Cap'n! This scalawag needs his neck stretched. Or maybe he needs his head shrunk. What say you, Cap'n?
So, I've finally awoken from my rum-induced coma, and while most of my headache and stomach problems are alcohol related, I can not help to suspect our dear (or is she?) cook... What if she is the one responsible for all this drama?
Thehotone4u2: Greetings! I hope everyone had a good weekend!
Sept 8, 2019 22:08:24 GMT -7
Thehotone4u2: I'm not in service today. I'm watching football!
Sept 22, 2019 11:09:18 GMT -7
friendlyjokster: I'd like to use a stack of anywhere up to about 50 Watchtower and/or Awake! magazines for a light-hearted silly JW-fun-poking Halloween decoration idea I have. Any edition, any condition, any number, doesn't matter. Can u help me find some cheap? Thanks!
Sept 22, 2019 20:00:18 GMT -7
Shimmerjet: where are you based jokester? Maybe someone near you who can help?
Sept 23, 2019 0:40:00 GMT -7
friendlyjokster: Thanks, Jet. I just sent a letter to Wallkill HQ, I'll see how that goes.
Sept 23, 2019 7:01:22 GMT -7
Shimmerjet: awesome, keep us updated on your project?
Sept 23, 2019 13:14:46 GMT -7
Thehotone4u2: Hey Rush! How are things?
Oct 2, 2019 19:19:59 GMT -7
Arlis Scott: Hello Everyone! Just came back from my trip to Utah. Wish I had been able to go down south and visit Chris and family, but couldn't do it this time. But go a twisted left ankle on the last day I was there, got wheel chair though all airports. Ha ha
Oct 13, 2019 11:47:18 GMT -7
Shimmerjet: hope the ankle is fixed up soon.
Oct 14, 2019 0:57:59 GMT -7
Thehotone4u2: Yikes! That's terrible Arlis! (I think!)
Oct 19, 2019 22:17:16 GMT -7
Rusholme: cheers everyone!
Oct 26, 2019 7:47:03 GMT -7
Shimmerjet: I have met and remet people from present and past lately, all good on all counts, all cult free, all happy, best live ever c
Oct 27, 2019 0:53:41 GMT -7
Thehotone4u2: I am surprised at the number of people I know that used to be JW! Crazy! All happy!
Oct 27, 2019 20:32:45 GMT -7