Post by Thehotone4u2 on Oct 14, 2016 11:26:44 GMT -7
This is a picture of an Amtrak bathroom on the Coastal Starlight that goes from LA, California to Seattle Washington.
The arm bar is about 12" long. The seat is sealed and glued down. The button flushes the toilet and when it flushes it sucks. There is toilet paper under the button and a motion activated hand blower above it. 8-|
So this is what happens. You've been waiting in line for a while. You get ready and sit down. When you do, your hand dangles off the end of the hand rail, and starts the motion activated hand blower. When this happens it scares you and your hand hits the button. This flushes the toilet, which then sucks your butt down. This scares you again, so you launch. When you clear the blower, it rolls the toilet paper on to the floor!
Meanwhile, you're shackled by your pants and you bang your head on the mirror! Because you're off balance in this 2 square foot bathroom, you come crashing down and the whole scenario starts all over again! And mind you, while all this is going on you've been holding it, and everyone on the train has heard you cuss and bang around! :D :o
Or so I've heard! B-|
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to god!-Lenny Bruce (1925-1966)
Post by Chris Ryan on Oct 31, 2016 21:37:57 GMT -7
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.
‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.
I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.
Last Edit: Oct 31, 2016 21:38:38 GMT -7 by Chris Ryan
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